Don’t drink Baja Blast

“Baja Blast is a Mountain Dew drink you can only find at Taco Bell.” That’s the official description. Notice how it’s a “Mountain Dew drink,” much the same way Velveeta is a “process cheese loaf”. Similar to a comestible, but not quite a food.

It’s no surprise, then, that Baja Blast is found only at Taco Bell—the home of near foods, not to mention the inventors of the term ‘Baja”. Seriously, does anyone know what a baja is?

The point is, don’t drink the stuff. I can’t even describe what it tastes like, but it’s not natural.